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		<title>H is for Heartburn</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heartburn /ˈhärtˌbərn/ A form of indigestion caused by acid regurgitation into the esophagus. Also less commonly known as pyrosis (Source: Google definition). If you&#8217;ve ever experienced heartburn then you&#8217;d probably agree that it feels like your heart was being thrown into a &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/05/22/h-is-for-heartburn/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3175&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Tipping Point</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/05/05/the-tipping-point/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 13:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The tipping point is that magic moment when an idea, trend, or social behavior crosses a threshold, tips, and spreads like wildfire.” ― Malcolm Gladwell, The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference &#160; Whilst I haven&#8217;t read what &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/05/05/the-tipping-point/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3126&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Crazy Nigerian</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/30/the-crazy-nigerian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reblogged from Words and Words and Words... All Things Words: The Crazy Nigerian by Tonwa Anthony Paperback: 148 pages Publisher: AuthorHouseUK (1 Aug 2012) Available to order on  Authorhouse, Amazon and Barnes &#38; Noble, also in Lagos, Nigeria at TerraKulture, VI, The Hub Media Store, Lekki &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/30/the-crazy-nigerian/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3163&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Increasing your daily page views, not your BP</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/20/increasing-your-daily-page-views-not-your-bp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine you&#8217;ve just bought a pair of unique, classy, new shoes (the pair you&#8217;ve been eyeing for a couple of weeks while waiting for your paycheck at the end of the month). You step outside with them excitedly for the &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/20/increasing-your-daily-page-views-not-your-bp/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3123&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">&#34;I hope someone notices my three hundred dollar gold shoes.&#34;</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">This goes here and that goes there...you get the idea (I hope).</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">When readers click on a picture you could show them a whole new world...like Aladdin!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">&#34;Never talk anymore?! I commented on your blog twice today!&#34;</media:title>
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		<title>Why you should NEVER drive &#8216;one-way&#8217; in Nigeria</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/13/why-you-shouldnt-drive-one-way-in-nigeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Nigeria, the expression &#8216;driving one-way&#8217; actually means to drive in the wrong direction on a street that is deliberately usually not marked as a one-way street. The consequence of this action is that you would have committed a serious &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/13/why-you-shouldnt-drive-one-way-in-nigeria/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3077&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Why Married Men Don&#8217;t Wear The Ring</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/06/5-reasons-why-married-men-dont-wear-the-ring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: This article may upset the &#8216;lovey dovey&#8217; women (you know, the Cinderella-happily-ever-after-romcom-sex-and-the-city-bridget-jones-diary types) who believe wedding rings must be worn at all times after the marriage ceremony is long over. On the other hand, this article may simultaneously excite &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/04/06/5-reasons-why-married-men-dont-wear-the-ring/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2281&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How laptop bags can start fights</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/29/how-laptop-bags-can-start-fights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 19:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am about to illustrate just how you can get into trouble simply by trying to mind your own business: You&#8217;ve just gotten off the elevator on your floor where you work. As you make your way to your office &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/29/how-laptop-bags-can-start-fights/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3014&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My dainty affair with Coco</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/29/my-dainty-affair-with-coco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That morning I waited patiently for her to arrive. She was due to waltz into my office any moment. Petit and somewhat delicate, she was coming with an escort. I kept looking at my watch in wild anticipation: 8.14 &#8211; hope &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/29/my-dainty-affair-with-coco/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=3015&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Now trending on Nigerian tastebuds, courtesy of Daintyaffairs.com</media:title>
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		<title>5 Annoying things Nigerians do in Cinemas</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/26/5-annoying-things-nigerians-do-in-cinemas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girl and I went to see Jack and the Beanstalk Jack the Giant Slayer last night and it was more entertaining than I had anticipated (Though I never noticed any female giants, which begs the question, &#8216;How on earth were such &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/26/5-annoying-things-nigerians-do-in-cinemas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2927&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You can do the Harlem shake!</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/16/you-can-do-the-harlem-shake/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/16/you-can-do-the-harlem-shake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This deliberately absurd but delightfully entertaining &#8216;meme&#8216; has been orchestrated in just about every ingeniously creative style within offices, warehouses, army camps, and even airplanes! While the dance video craze is still trending across the world faster than tweets about Pope &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/16/you-can-do-the-harlem-shake/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2993&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>The dirtiest post you will ever read</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/14/the-dirtiest-post-you-will-ever-read/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/14/the-dirtiest-post-you-will-ever-read/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a car park, minding my own business, when I caught (what I thought would be) a &#8216;Kodak&#8217; moment for my Samsung-Galaxy-Note-2 (yeah, if you can say &#8216;Samuel L. Jackson&#8217; then my phone&#8217;s name isn&#8217;t too long). I &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/14/the-dirtiest-post-you-will-ever-read/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2988&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">One man&#039;s trash is another man&#039;s treasure</media:title>
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		<title>7 Annoying Things Nigerians do on airplanes</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/11/annoying-things-nigerians-do-on-airplanes/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/11/annoying-things-nigerians-do-on-airplanes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like me, I bet you&#8217;ve all run around with your bathing towels wrapped above your shoulders like a cape and pretended to be Superman (and if you haven&#8217;t then it&#8217;s never too late!). Ever since I was a little brat I &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/03/11/annoying-things-nigerians-do-on-airplanes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2974&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ten green bottles</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/27/ten-green-bottles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m betting by now that your brain has cleverly associated this post title with the catchy yet annoying nursery rhyme in which bottles ‘accidentally fall down’ by no fault of your own and keep on falling whilst you’re frantically trying &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/27/ten-green-bottles/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2926&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">A detective</media:title>
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		<title>Turning over a new L.E.A.F</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/25/good-blogging-turning-over-a-new-leaf/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/25/good-blogging-turning-over-a-new-leaf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear readers and bloggers, everyday the web gives birth to &#8216;bouncing&#8217; blogs all over the world. If you listen carefully the next time you&#8217;re online, you&#8217;ll hear the patter of tiny posts and blog subscriptions (unfortunately there is also the &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/25/good-blogging-turning-over-a-new-leaf/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2924&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Turn over a new leaf - Source: brainlesstales.com</media:title>
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		<title>And the Liebster award goes to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/24/and-the-liebster-award-goes-to/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/24/and-the-liebster-award-goes-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guessed it&#8230;ME! After four years of blogging (to be honest, there were days weeks of writer&#8217;s block) I finally got nominated for the Liebster blog award; an award given to up and coming bloggers with under 200 followers. At my last &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/24/and-the-liebster-award-goes-to/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2938&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why readers are addicted to THAT article: My 5 Secrets</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/21/how-to-get-more-page-views/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/21/how-to-get-more-page-views/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 08:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was pretty random how I decided to write an article of a mere 535 words which would later generate over 11,000 views &#8211; a fifth of my current page view total on my entire website! The number of page &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/21/how-to-get-more-page-views/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2896&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Morpheus: Which will it be?</media:title>
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		<title>Crazy statistics</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/16/crazy-statistics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I decided to Ask Google (not Jeeves) how many people were in the world in 2012. Sure enough Google didn&#8217;t disappoint when it returned over 6 billion results, one of which was a website aptly called How Many Are &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/16/crazy-statistics/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2871&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What a load of horsemeat!</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-a-load-of-horsemeat/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-a-load-of-horsemeat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t understand what the world is coming to when some &#8216;genius&#8217; decides &#8216;I know! Let&#8217;s include horse meat in the supplies to the supermarkets to cut corners &#8211; they&#8217;ll never know the difference nor will the shoppers!&#8217;. That makes &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-a-load-of-horsemeat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2866&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What to expect after Nigeria wins AFCON</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-to-expect-after-nigeria-wins-afcon/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-to-expect-after-nigeria-wins-afcon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AFCON]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[africa cup of nations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nigeria wins cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[super eagles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Against unimaginable odds the Super Eagles yesterday won the African Cup of Nations&#8230;19 years since their last win &#8211; and to them I say a huge congratulations for achieving this feat. After all the jubilation the big question now is &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/11/what-to-expect-after-nigeria-wins-afcon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2819&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ad: Poetry Competition</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/09/ad-poetry-competition/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/09/ad-poetry-competition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2013]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avant garde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[competition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[student]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Local Tagged: 2013, avant garde, competition, contest, Poetry, student<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2860&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Review of Medview Airline</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/09/review-of-medview-airline/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/09/review-of-medview-airline/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abuja]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murtala mohammed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nnamdi azikwe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[review]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intro: Last Friday I was trying to get the next available flight from Abuja back to Lagos &#8211; talk of Mission Impossible (Cue theme song &#8211; Deh&#8230;deh, deh-deh, deh&#8230;deh). Good thing I didn&#8217;t book my flight ahead; I would&#8217;ve paid &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/09/review-of-medview-airline/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2812&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Medview refreshment - I must say the pictures on the box are rather deceptive as you will later see in Exhibit B</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Medview refreshment: Sausage roll, Crackers and Apple juice - that&#039;s for Economy class mind you </media:title>
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		<title>The Final Lap</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/02/the-final-lap/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/02/the-final-lap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[altar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bachelor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marathon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prize]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[race]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[single]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve come to realize that, unknown to me, I&#8217;ve been running a marathon race. The weird thing is that it&#8217;s not your usual kinda race. You see, in a conventional race you participate because you want to win it; but &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/02/02/the-final-lap/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2809&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to Love</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/26/how-to-love/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/26/how-to-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love thy neighbour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love your neighbour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this year I caught a glimpse of a show on CNN talking about the most popular searches on Google in 2012. There was only one search which shocked me and this was probably because it was the hottest search &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/26/how-to-love/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2777&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>G is for Grammar</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/21/g-is-for-grammar/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/21/g-is-for-grammar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[g]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grammar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Grammar /ˈgramər/ a : the study of the classes of words, their inflections, and their functions and relations in the sentence (merriam-webster.com) b : The study of how words and their component parts combine to form sentences (the free dictionary.com). Whilst working in an office, I&#8217;ve come to &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/21/g-is-for-grammar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2774&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 habits I will (try to) stop doing in 2013</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/14/10-habits-i-will-try-to-stop-doing-in-2013/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/14/10-habits-i-will-try-to-stop-doing-in-2013/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 16:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[habit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meditation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year resolution]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Call it a bout of N.Y.R.A (New Year Resolution Anxiety) but this year I want to quit doing some things I&#8217;m not particularly proud of. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s more than ten but I&#8217;ll stick with the ones I feel are &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2013/01/14/10-habits-i-will-try-to-stop-doing-in-2013/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2776&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2012: The Good, The Bad and The Dodgy</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/31/2012-the-good-the-bad-and-the-dodgy/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/31/2012-the-good-the-bad-and-the-dodgy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 15:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2013]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bye bye 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mmxii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resolution]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2012 to some best describes an epic disaster movie starring John Cusack in which he races against time (and meteorites  to get his family aboard an ark. But for me 2012 has been  a year of promise, a year of hope, &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/31/2012-the-good-the-bad-and-the-dodgy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2571&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Nigerian Hypnosis</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/29/crazy-nigerian-hypnosis/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/29/crazy-nigerian-hypnosis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exclusive promo video to promote the launch of The Crazy Nigerian &#8211; a hilarious memoir of mishaps and misadventures, by Tonwa Anthony. Enjoy! Filed under: Life Tagged: crazy, crazy nigerian, nigerian<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2751&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Dinner @ Best Western Plus, Ikeja-Lagos</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/26/review-dinner-best-western-plus-ikeja-lagos/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/26/review-dinner-best-western-plus-ikeja-lagos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 07:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[african cuisine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best western]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas buffet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dealdey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say if it&#8217;s too good to be true then it usually is. Well I learnt that lesson the hard way when my partner and I went out for lunch last Sunday. Best Western Plus, in Ikeja, is a lavish-looking &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/26/review-dinner-best-western-plus-ikeja-lagos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2570&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Amber vibes</title>
		<link>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/19/amber-vibes/</link>
		<comments>http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/19/amber-vibes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jollof</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaundice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[signals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yellow fever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When a guy meets a girl he likes, there&#8217;s usually one thing he wants to know almost immediately &#8211; Does she like him too? (Or what her name is, if he&#8217;s the patient type). Now, if the girl is already &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/19/amber-vibes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2542&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Like a bridge under troubled motorists</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like it was all a dream when Third Mainland Bridge was partially closed for urgent repairs for over a month (the tremors were becoming worrisome), thereby disrupting the regular movement of motorists commuting between Lagos mainland and Lagos &#8230; <a href="http://thecrazynigerian.com/2012/12/08/like-a-bridge-under-troubled-motorists/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thecrazynigerian.com&#038;blog=6675585&#038;post=2533&#038;subd=crazynigerian&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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